Stealth Tablet Envelope has Something Up Your Sleeve


Key Words


Disguise
Camouflage
Incognito
Secret Agent
007
Bond, James Bond

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it"





Your mission is to find and purchase a covert, padded sleeve for your laptop, iPad, or other tablet, thereby causing it to blend-in with its natural urban environment. Having done extensive, under-the-covers, technical research (while in your bed at home) utilizing your government-issue ultrabook, you've concluded you need a Stealth Tablet Envelope.


It's perfect for your assignment. Who would ever know that the well-worn, somewhat crumpled, manila envelope carried under your arm, is actually a disguise for your expensive computer. The faux postal markings and other script cause it to look like an envelope that has probably been mailed more than once. The Stealth Tablet Envelope conveys that naturally tattered look.

You know you're not bullet-proof, but the plush interior padding in the envelope does make you feel that your computer is somewhat protected. The interior Velcro straps and Velcro closure just add to your sense of being safeguarded, while staying off the radar, as it were.

No one has to tell you what to do with the computer hidden inside. You heard the instructions on the old-style audio-tape, on a miniature tape-reel. You saw the tape go up in smoke after playing the message only once, but you won't forget what to do. You're on a mission! You're going to fork-over $28 at FireBox.com.

Advanced Technical Specifications for Post Grad Scientists


Tear-resistant
Water-resistant
Mock-silk Interior Lining
Resilient Padding with PE Foam
Interior Velcro Straps
Velcro Flap Closure
"Able to Leap Tall Buildings in a Single Bound" (You supply the leaping.)

Dimensions


10.63" x 8.07" x 0.98"
Will reportedly accommodate a 17" MacBook Pro (but a snug fit)

Disclaimer



  • Postage Stamps (fake or otherwise) Not Included

  • Tablet, Ultrabook, or iPad Not Included

  • Batteries Not Included (and not needed)

  • Parts-People.com has no relationship with, & makes no money from Firebox.com

  • "As always should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck Jim."

Topics: Technology News Gadgets & Peripherals Inventions & Innovations Tablets

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